Another $4,000 woman

I was on the way to the postoffice to deposit all my pennies and while I was crossing the street, a woman walked by me to the other side of the street. My attention was immediately attacted to her 4,000, as she is a middle-aged woman, blond hair and quite "skinny". So, something is just wrong with her great front.

It reminded me of the $4,000 story that someone once told. Basically, someone was saying that a ball could cost as much as $2,000 and a lot of women carried $4,000 everyday.

It was way out of propotion for that lady and just so not asthetically appealing. It makes me want to throw up.